HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KHALEESI BERNIE, MY MOON AND STARS ETC. (‘: sending lovebeams at you rn.

so yeah, congrats on your amazing human-ing and gr42 taste in, uh, everything - but especially fictional lasses. i honestly hope everything turns out for the best for you and, besides that, that your day is a lovely one. i’m really damn glad to know you + have your ARCH NEMESIS SHIP friendship. (‘: 

and now let me just take a moment to say “FUCK YOU, GEOGRAPHY” for your unfortunate placement on the opposite side of the planet to myself, meaning i cannot hug the crap out of you. sad times, man. oh, and i’m sorry i cannot magic up a graphic at this time since i have yet to install ps on this computer, so here is a graphic in the place of the many breads/lady mary faces there would have been:

xoxo gossip katy

(♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)

KATY, you eloquent arsehole, hearts everywhere. Also, I did my homework. 

ceremoanials asked:
"do you think i would get points for honesty if i was just like "look, examiner person - the only humans whose biology i care about today are castle and beckett. and their imminent boning. k. xoxo""

omg.

ceremoanials asked:
"I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSILE FOR YOUR SIDEBAR GIF TO GET MORE SOUL-DESTROYING

BUT APPARENTLY

IT IS"

whenever I visit my blog (which is a lot, apparently, since I am a narcissistic ass), I want to stab myself repeatedly, curl into foetal position and never see the light of day ever again.

Katy,
First of all, thank you for your existence. Just knowing that there is someone as amazing as you are out there is just comforting to me. These past few months knowing you have been gr10 and I’m really glad that we share a lot of interests in tv shows, amongst other things (like bread and fruit ((I hope))). Thanks for putting up with my random outbursts/rants basically all the time. Also, just generally putting up with me. A+ in tolerance. always. Even though I tell you that I hate you on a daily basis, you are truly a beautiful tropical fish (to me, at least). I hope you enjoy this dodgy photoset of these fine ladies. So, happy birthday. I hope you have a great one and I love you 5eva.

Love, Bernie (deep sigh)